Re: Destruction Sucks

by Spotlight Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:57 pm

"Oh, woe is me. All I get for my early-birthday is a souped up luxury sedan, which now has enough added weapons to qualify for a Tank Endorsement on my liscense. Which is good, because I have one~ But anyways, even though your actions DID indirectly land about 120 guys in the hospital, thanks. It's a real pretty job too, I can't even see the upgrades, except for the little missile tube behind the hood ornie." Wha-What is this for Jay he was rather surprised by the hug and though he hugged herr back for a moment he was cautious to make sure she didn’t have a weapon of any sort besides the car. He then watched her get in ready to drive in it. He left her as she was in the car finnaly succumbing to his tired ness. As he got to his room he took off the riot armor and moved to bed he fell asleep and would talk to jay in the morning.

by **Jay Furor** Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:17 pm

Jay grinned. "For the car, silly Alex~ I like it, even if it caused a Jay-Rampage for a few days."
(~(Next Day)~)
Jay returned from her drive, fully rested from a bit of a nap she took at a McRonald's that night. She arrived at the hotel again, and went in, at about 3 AM. Quietly she crept upstairs, went to go to her room, and slipped in without waking anyone. Then, for the next four hours she did her morning excersises, and at nine, was cooking a big breakfast. By the time everyone was awake, they all had breakfast laid out for them on the table of the living room. Jay was sitting at her seat, grinning, after giving everyone else their wake up calls and such. For their morning meal that fine day, they had bagels, cream cheese, sirloins, bacon, grits, eggs of all sorts, toast, and sausage. Not only that, but Jay even included a few bottles of her grandfather's old vintage moonshine, Furor Special. Oh, twas a lovely meal, and as everyone arrived to breakfast, she grinned. For twas a special meal, a thank you to Alex and Mizore for her early birthday present~

by Spotlight Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:44 pm

Alex awoke roughly in his bed. Man how he hated waking up after six am. He looked at Mizore who was up as well. He smelled something cooking… smelled like sirloins and bacon. He walked down the hall rather than trying to leave. As he got down the hall he looked around before taking a seat at the table. He looked at the food and was somewhat disturbed as to how much Jay had cooked. All the food was laid out infront of Alex. It was almost as if Jay forgot it was only three people in the house. The food alone could feed a six family comfortably with leftovers. He shrugged it off and began to eat. His phone rang suddenly it was child services taking the call he left the table. He then went to the door far enough from the table so that he wouldn’t be over heard.
“I thought I was rid of you people when I turned 18” the guy sighed on the phone and spoke. “We aren’t here for you. We are here to inform you that your brother has disappeared. And his son is to be put into your care effective immediately. We figured you would rather have him then a stranger.” Alex frowned as the child services agent was using his love of family against him. He then said “Fine Ill pick him up myself.” He then hung up the phone as he got his keys. He then returned to the smile a deeper scowl on his face. He went back and said “I’m going out be back in a few hours.” He then left to the door Mizore walked up to him and grabbed his arm. She then hugged him and said “Cut the bull I am coming with you. Jay you coming?” She let go and followed him to the car. The car was a purple lambo. The car was low to the ground and as alex got in he put the key in the ignition and started the car. He drove off as fast as he could. If jay was in he would wait to see what she would say as they got to the airport and they saw a kid waiting for him with a government agent. The kids came over to him and said "Your uncle Alex right?" the agent handed him a file. The kids name was unknown but he was called Odd. How odd indeed.

by **Jay Furor** Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:09 pm

Jay grinned at Alex's surprise. "Figured you'd be hungry~ Besides, I never get to cook! I like it! Like cooking!" She laughed and ate a sirloin... Yes, Jay was back to eating whole cuts of meat again... Anyways, she listened curiously as Alex answered the phone, and then went to leave. Mizore stopped him, and Jay, already on the move, was going to get Janis-Ilona by the time Alex and Mizore had reached the front door. She grinned. "I'll take my Ferrari, ne?" And thus speaking, she got in her fancy car, revved it up, flared the flamethrower in the back, and was off like a space bound rocket ship behind Alex.

She watched as they entered the airport, and a little kid ran up with a government guy and started talking to Alex. he handed Alex some kind of file or something. Hmm, Jay wondered what was going on...

by Spotlight Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:41 pm

Alex looked through the files and smiled. His brother really did like to keep things hidden. He had filed the kid’s mother in as deceased at birth. He then had him staying with an aunt and had his name legally changed to Odd. He laughed a bit messing up the kid’s hair with his hand before kneeling down. He then whispered something in the kid’s ear. The kid nodded and ran towards Mizore and hugged her. Alex walked over to Jay handing her the file as he went to go talk to Mizore. He then got in his car and drove away with Odd in the back seat of the Lamborghini Estoque. He then relaxed as they drove away. They got to the hotel and Alex gave Odd his own room and a sort of room mother from one of the prostitutes. After that was settled he went to go do his exercise for the day. After finishing that he showered got dressed again and sat on the couch watching TV. Mizore then came in and started asking questions like.
Who is the kid and why did he call me aunty?
He is my nephew and other reasons
How long is he staying?
As long as his dad is missing so prolly till he is 18
So what did you do to your brother for him to go missing?
Nothing
Alex fell silent after his comment and Mizore who was sitting on his lap continued to stare at him until it got off commercial. If Jay walked in right now Alex wondered what she would ask or say.

by **Jay Furor** Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:08 pm

Jay watched curiously as the events followed, and Alex handed her a file. She nodded slowly in understanding. So this was his nephew then? Interesting... Looked like Janis-Ilona had a playmate! With a smile she handed the file back, and followed Alex back to the hotel. Once there, she went up to her room, checked up on Janis-Ilona and did her daily routine of checking ALL of her weapons- A process that seemed to take hours, given the number of guns she possessed. Once finished, she went to the kitchen and started on lunch. She'd found out that she liked cooking that morning, so she was going to do it again. In the end, the result was some kind of fried bird, of which Jay figured were bluejays. She honestly didn't know, considering no one ever told her which birds were which. All she knew how to do was kill them and cook them, and that is what she did! As she brought everyone their own little mystery bird, she overheard the last bits of Mizore and Alex's conversation. As she sat down near the two, she turned to Alex, biting into a bird wing. "So, Odd's his name, right? You know anything else about him? Like, who's his mom?"

by Spotlight Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:31 am

"So, Odd's his name, right? You know anything else about him? Like, who's his mom?" Alex shrugged at this Jay's question was a good one.he then thought a moment as the door opened revealing Odd coming to get food with his guardian. He still had to make a proper room for him. as Odd left he shrugged and said. His name is odd leggally. orginally it was James Corde. And his mother was acording to the file a Jessica Vincinetti. She is assumed dead though i think she has a sister with us in the hotel. Anyway he is about 5 or 7. Born having a fraternal twin who died a few months later. He was born on New Years at Midnight etc. he shrugged and countinued watching TV. Mizore began to pull at him and dragged him into a kiss. She really was possesive not that he thought about it. He was able to break away and began to think for a bit.

by **Jay Furor** Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:22 pm

Jay handed the little boy his bird as he came in, and smiled to his guardian as the two left again. Odd really was an odd name for a child that didn't seem so odd, even if Odd arrived under such odd circumstances as those that he had arrived under. How odd... Anyways, she heard Alex out. "Hmm... Your brother was some kind of a strange guy then, naming his kid Odd... No offense, or nothing. And I take it that at some point we should try to find his mom's siter, right?" Jay was still a bit curious about the child actually. Why DID he arrive with a secret agent and all that other stuff? Who was his father, actually? As Mizore finished kissing Alex, Jay killed off a bird thigh, before speaking again. "So wait, who was you brother anyways? Like, why did Odd need a secret agent escort and crap? He some government official or something?"

by Spotlight Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:08 pm

"Hmm... Your brother was some kind of a strange guy then, naming his kid Odd... No offense, or nothing. And I take it that at some point we should try to find his mom's siter, right? he shrugged. his brother was insane to him but he named him Kames.No he was named James after my dad. but I guess due to cutting ties he had to rename him. Best thing he could come up with was Odd prolly.So wait, who was you brother anyways? Like, why did Odd need a secret agent escort and crap? He some government official or something?" he shurugged again at her second question.Again the kid was prolly taken into government care when my brother went missing. We prolly should but again rather do that later he looked to the side at the missing part cause in truth his brother was dead or close to it. he waited for a response.

by **Jay Furor** Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:37 pm

Jay nodded slowly, sort of understanding. Not really getting who would do crap like that, but it was no concern of hers. "Huh. Well, that shows two things, methinks. First, a terrible lack of creativity. Odd is a weird name. It isn't even a name! Secondly, who cuts ties with their family? Blood is a liquid, can't be cut. 'S'how I see it, anyways." Jay then heard his second explanation, and again looked at him a bit quizzically. "Wait, wait, wait; Do you mean you want to send him back to government care? Why would you want to do that? He's your nephew, you should keep him. Mizore's about to have a kid of her own, and Janis-Ilona could do with a cousin or something." Of course, by then, he should have expected Jay's reaction to be thus, seeing as she felt very strongly about family values. Now to see if he would agree...

by Spotlight Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:40 pm

"Huh. Well, that shows two things, methinks. First, a terrible lack of creativity. Odd is a weird name. It isn't even a name! Secondly, who cuts ties with their family? Blood is a liquid, can't be cut. 'S'how I see it, anyways." he laughed a bit. she didnty understand it as he thought she would."Wait, wait, wait; Do you mean you want to send him back to government care? Why would you want to do that? He's your nephew, you should keep him. Mizore's about to have a kid of her own, and Janis-Ilona could do with a cousin or something.My Brother is the type to want to get id of all that know his past. He got rid of most except for me. And Yea I am gonna keep just until his father is found. He shrugged and got up he then grabbed a peice of what he thought was chicken and got a glass of water. downing the water after finishing he waited for Jay's response.

by **Jay Furor** Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:53 pm

Jay nodded slowly, getting that thought wrapped around her head. Sure, she knew people that got rid of everyone who knew them. She'd worked with some, took hits on others. Rose, the Ice Lady of Creta for instance... Jay remember her vividly, from the day they met on the battlefield, to the day Jqay put an end to her. She was coming for Jay, because Jay had learned too much. Nevertheless, that was the best comparison to his brother she had. But still! That was NOT an enemy soldier he was dealing with! It was his FAMILY! Jay decided she didn't like his brother. "Alex, bro, hate to break it to you but your brother sucks. Who even DOES that? Ah well... At least you've decided to keep the kid. " Jay began to walk back to her room, but turned back to Alex and grinned. "Oh! And I see you like my eh... Roasted something-bird. I'm actually not sure what it was... Might have been a bluejay, but I can't remember... Maybe a pidgeon..." And as thus she went to her room for a bit of rest before the rest of the day.

by Spotlight Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:39 pm

Alex, bro, hate to break it to you but your brother sucks. Who even DOES that? Ah well... At least you've decided to keep the kid. he looked at her sort of surprised did she think he was heartless. he then found himself planning as a delivery man came after jay spoke."Oh! And I see you like my eh... Roasted something-bird. I'm actually not sure what it was... Might have been a blue jay, but I can't remember... Maybe a pigeon..." he gave a look as if he didn’t hear that and went on his way. Answering the door the delivery man gave Alex a pet carrier wit two baby wolfs in it. The first was slightly larger with a blackish streak on its face and ears. As he wondered where the second one came from he shrugged letting them out. The Second one was still sleeping in the carried and was a shade of white. The black streak went quick and went to hide. Incidentally it went into Jay's room and as it got in it went to Jay's face and licked her cheek. Good thing Alex had Jay's knifes. She couldn’t possibly harm the little cub. but who knows this unexpected cub might make someone besides him happy.

by **Jay Furor** Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:55 pm

"HOLY OH MY GOD!!

Was the scream from Jay's room as the wolf cub entered and jumped on her. Now Alex is likely to be rushing to save the poor animal from further mutilation and DEATH... Except that scream was not at all a scream of terror, nor a raging battle cry. It bwas indeed an utterance of sheer JOY. Should Alex enter Jay's room, he would find that the poor unsuspecting wolf cub was now being hugged and squished to death. Figuritively, of course. "Aleeeeeeex!! This This little guy is so friggin CUUUUUUUTE!! I love him, I love him, where'd he come from, why is he in here, oh my God, I LOVE HIM!!!"

by Spotlight Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:57 pm

"HOLY OH MY GOD!! he sweat dropped and began to walk over to the room hoping Jay wasnt killing the young Wolf cub. He walked in to see a sight he had never seen before. Jay was being nice to something living genuinley and was not for an alterior motive. He then heard her say."Aleeeeeeex!! This This little guy is so friggin CUUUUUUUTE!! I love him, I love him, where'd he come from, why is he in here, oh my God, I LOVE HIM!!!" She came with my pup i found up near Briggs. I dont know how she came here besides that. he shrugged and looked as she continued he was worried she would kill the poor pup. he looked as the little pup he had was now sitting by his leg. it was a breed of Arctic wolf. its fur was white to steel gray and it had a innocent face. Julio decided to come in at this moment and ask for blanket as he had no heat in his room due to the broken heater. Alex told him where to get a portable one and he was on his way.

Spoiler:

by **Jay Furor** Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:58 am

Jay grinned. "Well he's adorable~ What kind is he? Looks kind of like a wolf..." At about that point, Julio came in asking for a blanket. This gave Jay a terribl3e, terrible idea. Not terrible in that her idea was a bad one, or that it woiuld fail and blow up in her face, but that sort of terrible that is so diabolical, so evil, it must be done. As Julio turned around to leave, Jay whispered into the little puppy's ears. "Go get him, boy. Heeheeheee~" And like magic, the little puppy jumped down from Jay's lap, charged after Julio and jumped up to bite him on the butt. Julio was shocked to say the least, as Jay was rolling over on the bed cackling her heart out. The little puppy came back to Jay, happy, and carrying a few chunks of pants and boxers in his mouth. Jay picked him up and hugged him. "Your name will be.... Bitey!"

by Spotlight Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:35 pm

Alex shook his head as The cub returned to Jay. Why Jay did it wasnt the problem it was why the cub did what she said. He thought about it a moment and realized the cub thought Jay was her mother. Well now what he was gonna have hell. He then picked up his own cub and once again pointed out the cub was a girl.Her name is Bitey Eh. Well I guess this little guy's name will be....[wip]

by Spotlight Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:05 pm

Alex shook his head as The cub returned to Jay. Why Jay did it wasnt the problem it was why the cub did what she said. He thought about it a moment and realized the cub thought Jay was her mother. Well now what he was gonna have hell. He then picked up his own cub and once again pointed out the cub was a girl.Her name is Bitey Eh. Well I guess this little guy's name will be....uh Xerxes He patted the cubs head as the two cubs left to play. In the room chasing each other around and stuff. As he looked at them play he decided to ask. So how did you get your automail Jay? He had another question or two and waited for her to answer that before asking. “ Last two questions Jay. Which is worse, failing or never trying? If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?” he laughed a bit he was worse then a psychology book now.

by **Jay Furor** Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:19 pm

Jay looked at Alex a bit strangely as he named his puppy-cub-whatever. "Xerxes? Since when is Xerxes a name! Besides the 1500s, anyways. And to answer your question, Xerxes, actually. Me and this guy, Xan, were in Xerxes looking for some rare material called Xerxian Jadestone. Alchemically crafted years and years ago, there was supposed to be a handful of places where the guy kept the stuff. We found one of them and I took the stuff home to Darky, who made automail out of it. Why don't you go with Darky's brother some day? Little midget-mechanic boy said he lives up in North City somewhere. You could call him up and he'd take you I bet. Claims he is Xerxian, Dark says." She then listened to his next questions which seemed a bit psychological to her. "Well for whatever reason you are asking me this, it's alkways better to try and fail than to quit, and it's just human nature, I guess. Subconscious fear that of failure. Why the questions, Alex?"

by Spotlight Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:49 am

"Xerxes? Since when is Xerxes a name! Besides the 1500s, anyways. And to answer your question, Xerxes, actually. Me and this guy, Xan, were in Xerxes looking for some rare material called Xerxian Jadestone. Alchemically crafted years and years ago, there was supposed to be a handful of places where the guy kept the stuff. We found one of them and I took the stuff home to Darky, who made automail out of it. Why don't you go with Darky's brother some day? Little midget-mechanic boy said he lives up in North City somewhere. You could call him up and he'd take you I bet. Claims he is Xerxian, Dark says." He looked at Jay and replied.Not what I was asking Jay I was asking how you lost your limbs not how you got your automail. Though I agree the jade has to be valuable for its uses now that i think about it.
"Well for whatever reason you are asking me this, it's alkways better to try and fail than to quit, and it's just human nature, I guess. Subconscious fear that of failure. Why the questions, Alex?"Just got to thinking about something. So Little sis you know that pup imprinted on you right?

by **Jay Furor** Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:35 pm

Jay nodded slowly and grinned. "Oooooh... Well, why didn't you say so? Way back when, three years ago, I was fighting in Certa against Cretarian crap-factory workers, and some moron shot my arm off. Then I stepped on some mines and blew my legs off. But that was a GREAT day! From my spot, one limb left, bleeding half to death on the battlefield, I smote forty-seven Cretarians with my dad's old Winchestor, my prized possession. Then I got carried to the medical center by Slink, and got an honorable discharge and met Dark, who made me some titanium alloy automail, okay stuff. Then I got the GOOD stuff later. And as stated, I think you should check out the ruins. Me and Xan only got one of the five places where you can find the stuff. Who knows, might come in handy? Haha~" She then heard his second statement, and nodded, not really doing anything about it. "I am well aware iof that, Alex. Aaaand, I shall shower and change clothes some time anyways, so no dilemna now. "

by Spotlight Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:29 pm

Oooooh... Well, why didn't you say so? Way back when, three years ago, I was fighting in Certa against Cretarian crap-factory workers, and some moron shot my arm off. Then I stepped on some mines and blew my legs off. But that was a GREAT day! From my spot, one limb left, bleeding half to death on the battlefield, I smote forty-seven Cretarians with my dad's old Winchestor, my prized possession. Then I got carried to the medical center by Slink, and got an honorable discharge and met Dark, who made me some titanium alloy automail, okay stuff. Then I got the GOOD stuff later. And as stated, I think you should check out the ruins. Me and Xan only got one of the five places where you can find the stuff. Who knows, might come in handy? Haha~"
Yea it might be something for later. mind giving me darkys number? i think he can get me something i might need in a couple weeks. oh and ask mizore what her favorite jem is please.
I am well aware iof that, Alex. Aaaand, I shall shower and change clothes some time anyways, so no dilemna now.
thhats not gonna change it but whatever.

by **Jay Furor** Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:11 pm

Jay nodded. "Useful stuff, useful stuff. Nice profit for selling it, too~" She then took out a piece of paper and jotted down "Darky- (121)-219-9551" She then, while writing the number, answered his next question; "Sapphires, especially those pretty little transparent-ish blue ones. That ooooor, emeralds are her birthstone. We chat every once in a while, y'know?" Grinning, she handed him the slip of paper and glanced back at the puppy. Cute little thing it was, too...Jay had always loved little animals, even the ones she shot. Actually... Especially the ones she shot, because she liked to deep fry stuff too! Jay could actually pass for a carnie, with her level of deep-fry skill. Thinking on this level of INTENSE deep frying, she did have her mother to thank, who for reasons explainable through her own parentage, enjoyed burning things until they were crispy. Perfectly normal. No, really, her mother wasn't a pyromaniac, nor is Jay! Both of them just like to almost over c ook everything, always, and set their enemies on fire, that's all. And she had her father to thank for teaching her how to hunt. She also had her twin, Jason, to thank for being such a PANSY and practicing alchemy instead of shooting stuff. Maybe that's why Jay enjoys mindless slaughter instead of baking cupcakes...

by Spotlight Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:47 pm

"Useful stuff, useful stuff. Nice profit for selling it, too~"Alex looked at her as she handed him the phone number on a peice of paper. he took it and put it in his pocket. He then said "I Guess though if there is some profit it cant be all bad. Well You work on ways to sell it while i get what i need from darky.""Sapphires, especially those pretty little transparent-ish blue ones. That ooooor, emeralds are her birthstone. We chat every once in a while, y'know?""Uh thanks now i know exactly what i want to make." he then took out a small peice of paper and sketched out a design.it was a ring and the jade was wrapped like a braid with gold and silver a few studs were left out for a three gems. The ones at the side were her favorites and the one in the center was the diamond. he then said. "Think she will like this?"

by **Jay Furor** Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:10 pm

Jay nodded. "Just ask Dark about the guy. His name waaaaas... Sec I think, he said. I'd go with you and take you there myself, but I lost my maps and I don't really have the time anyways, with my schedule and crap. Dark would go too, but he's too lazy to leave New Optain half the time." She pulled out her handy TV guide as she listened and talked. Reading over the list, she grinned and flicked on the TV, for it was time for "Amestrian Idol", and she did indeed love the auditions. So much terrible talent, she almost pitied Cimon Sowell, poor fellow. Almost, of course, because he was CRETARIAN and Jay despised him for it. Honestly, even with the current friendship with Creta, Jay would have assassinated Dietrich if she could. As Alex showed her the drawing, her eyes lit up a bit during some pathetic thing's covering of Jar of Hearts. "Now, as far as I know, Mizore is indeed a female. So the answer should be obvious..."

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