~For Lack Of A Better Title~

[Jay Furor]

So who be this young lady wandering the tents and new buildings of Central, baby in arms, you ask? Why I could tell you her name, but she would have to kill me! ... Oh, never mind. She said for me to tell you her name was Jay Furor, and the baby was Janis-Ilona Furor... Kind of a mood-killer, but the point is across that Jay and Janis-Ilona were travelling Central. She was dressed in her normal black miniskirt, black tube top, with her blonde hair tied back in her over-the-shoulder ponytail. Same old Jay, besides the young one. Said young one was now a bit older, and had fluffy blonde hair and bright blue eyes. She was wearing a teeny tiny blue baby dress, and looked adorable. Jay had asked Tiny and Sapphire how old she was, a bit after they gave her to Jay, and they said eight months or so. Anyways, the pair was walking Central's streets, and Jay wandered into one of the few remaining buildings, a little tavern on the outskirts of the city. She walked in, and ordered a nice glass of tequila, and was drinking it as she watched her adorable daughter look curiously around the room from a little bundle of blankets Jay set on the table, to keep her warm and off of the dirty bar table. Today was a good day...

[Guest]

Ren had been training all morning and now it was some time for a little rest. What better way to rest then to drink! Drink his sorrows away, yes that was the best of fun especially when you were alone and just rambled on to whoever you just meet.

Fixing his glasses up with his middle finger, Ren strode down the street in a sort of strut like manner. Today just had been a good day and that made him remarkably in a good mood. He had completed the best training session of his life this morning and he knew that Bryson would be pleased. Ren was making his way to a local bar so he could have a few drinks, ever since Spade had changed the drinking age Ren was now happy he could act more like an adult and what did adults do? Drink alcohol.

Making his way into the bar his black silk robe covered him as he took a seat down, examining the area all around him he noticed a few people. Many more people started to enter the bar and it got more crowed. The bar tender which was a rat her large male spoke in a grumpy voice. “Whada’ want?”

Ren was appealed at his rudeness to the male yet he did not care, he could not ruin the fine day. “A shot of sake and be ready to keep them coming. You know I’ll be a state alchemists one day.” Getting his glass he raised it at the bar tender as he said, “I really don’t care kid.” He chuckled as he guzzled down his drink, slamming the glass on the table the bar tender knew he wanted more and just filled it up. This happened about three times before Ren got up with his fourth drink within a matter of minutes!

Scanning the room around Ren had seen a little girl; walking over to her he saw what appeared to be her mother? They really didn’t look much alike but he assumed they were of the same blood. “Hi miss, what is a young one like you doing here?” The alcohol hadn’t gone to his head yet he knew in like an hour or so it would…

[Jay Furor]

Jay glanced up as a new face presented himself to her. Looked young, and from what Jay had seen while boredly glancing the bar was that he'd had a few. Most young ladies as herself would believe he was a drunken SWINE intent on seducing her. But Jay saw only a true MAN who could HANDLE his drinks, and didn't HAVE to seduce women! Like herself! Except Jay is no man! Though she DRINKS like a man! Thanks to SPADE!! Glorious King Spade of Central, oh what would she EVER have done without her amazing General, her CO? He not only raised the bar, but he opened it to TEENAGERS such as herself! Anyways, she answered him with a grin.

"Why, enjoying my favorite pastime, of course. Thanks to my AWESOME Commanding Officer, General Aeries~ Love the man, I do. And his car? Sex to the Y. By the way, name's Lt. Colonel Jay Furor. Don't call me that, and don't call me miss. My mom was Mrs. Furor~ Jay works nicely. Now what, pray tell, should I call you?" She beamed at him, and gestured for him to take a seat.

[Guest]

"Why, enjoying my favorite pastime, of course. Thanks to my AWESOME Commanding Officer, General Aeries~ Love the man, I do. And his car? Sex to the Y. By the way, name's Lt. Colonel Jay Furor. Don't call me that, and don't call me miss. My mom was Mrs. Furor~ Jay works nicely. Now what, pray tell, should I call you?" Turning his head Ren smirked, he was not talking to her but the child, quite funny how girls always took compliments for themselves. “I was talking to child but anyway. Ren, Ren Nihil at your service.” As he spoke he pulled a chair out and slumped down into it, drinking the liquid within his drink. She spoke about a General Aeries, he had an idea on who he thought he was however she was a Lt. Colonel? His eyes widend as he caught wind of what she was saying.

“How long have you been in the military for?” His question was rather curious as if he was trying to butt into her life yet he did not mean it that way. After all if he wanted to become a State Alchmeist he would have to get use to the people within the military and if they could all hold their drinks down like this girl then everything would be fine. He smiled a bit as he was now flustered a bit, the amount of people for such a small area was amazing and now it was so hot just due to everyone nearly being on top of on another yet where Ren and the Lt. Colonel was there was not as many people.

“Tell me Lt. Colonel what it’s like in the army?” He did not care that she said to call her Jay he was going to be formal, respectful. As she was much older than him and his mother said always respect your elders.

[Jay Furor]

Jay laughed a bit, and then smirked at Ren, taking a sip from her bottle of tequila. "Oh, you don't think I'M a young one, then? I'll have you to know, I'm only about 16 and a half years her senior! And before you ask, I'm not a slut, no no. Some friends adopted her out to me." She smiled faintly, looking down at her little daughter. She placed her flesh hand on the littleg girl's head, gently feeling her fluffy blonde hair. She turned back to Ren and saw his eyes were widened. She had to laugh again, because this bit often surprised people just a touch. "Certa's Special Ops from about 14-16, then a little while back, I rejoined over here in Central. So that'd be about 3 years, added up." She then heard out his last question, and replied with a wicked smile. It was never smart to address Jay by her rank..."What did I tell you about calling me Jay, Ren? Lt. Colonel makes me feel ooooold and groooody... So stop it. And the military is lovely. Lots of combat, noiwadays, but you all haven't seen what I've seen... Which makes me feel old also. But it is true, war these days is different. Anyways, when there is peace, General Airies, king of all things womanizing and boozy, brings on the clubbing and the beer! You'll love it, if you have an interest in joining."

[Guest]

“You could say I have interest in joining yes. “ He looked over at Jay. So she wasn’t some girl that just went around and slept with a lot of people that was good. However she was so young and looking after a child, Ren could feel her struggle. After all he really never knew his parents and raising a child that is not yours is hard. He smiled as he ran through in his mind about what she said.

“Tell me what is this general like?”

As he spoke a waiter came around, raising his hand as she walked past with a try of drinks Ren just took one off it. “Put it on my tab.” He chuckled as he took a swig of the drink. Putting his glass on the table he sighed, there were too many people here for his liking. It irked him that so many would keep coming even though they could clearly see that it was basically getting full. He nodded and smiled as he thought about it, he guess some people in the military just were different that what he had originally thought.

Jay was different but nice it was just odd to speak to her. He could of sworn she was older just because of that child. It didn’t matter however. “Tell me Jay, what do you think of State Alchemists?”

His voice was a little quiet due to the amount of noise people were making and Ren was really thinking about just leaving to go outside and talk however it was getting to the point where he would of rather been home.

[Jay Furor]

Jay grinned and clasped her hands together. "Haha, well if you ever join up, I'd glady have you work for me~ Seem like a cool guy." Well then, after the whole calling her by rank thing, she figured he was cool. Seemed pretty genuine in his will to join the military, so she felt that he had potential... At least, a good will to learn, will to do work. Now all he needed was experience, and he could be a soldier. She heard him ask about Spade.

"Ah, where to begin, where to be-giiin... Well, let's start by saying he's the reason that I don't have to sneak into bars to get drunk off my feet anymore, lowered the drinking age. Not to mention he rocks a car called the Womanizermobile, which is AWESOME to ride in. Plus he never gives us any paperwork to do, and likes to hang out. But when we have to do work, go to war and crap, he is on top of it like whip cream on a brownie! Best general ever. If I ever get promoted, man... I''m gonna be just like him, I will." She grinned and laughed a bit, enjoying the thought of being General Furor. Haha~ That'll be the day...

The waiter came around to give out refills, and Jay gladly took a fresh bottle, and asked for a nice couple bottles of Triple Sec to enjoy. Ah the wonders of drinking so much... Jay could outdrink a horse! She handed the waiter a nice check for the tequila she'd already drank, and the refill and three bottles of Triple Sec. Twas a good day, twas! She turned back to Ren.

"[color=whiteAh, State Alchemists... Can't say much about'em. I know one or two, but that's it. They get paid a lot though, and get some nice bonus things. Other than that? You'd have to ask a State Alchemist. Hehe, I'm just a good old fashioned gunslinger.[/color]"

[Guest]

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[Guest]

(Sorry about the wait Jay...)

“That's interesting. By my predictions he must be a a odd man yet I truly wonder...” He cut off from speaking as he thought. Could a officer living the play-boy style of life and still do so well in the military. None the less Ren had enough of pondering and asking questions. He smiled and stood up, “I'll catch you around sometime Jay.” Walking back out of the bar he threw coins to the tender and he swiftly caught them. Leading outside the cold night air chilled him down from all the heat in the bar, he sighed. Ren scuffled his hair and started walking along the side walk towards his house. It was late and he was ready to set off home.

Hours upon hours or so it seemed, those eighty-nine (Joke at Aki :P) few drinks (around eight) Ren had made him seen light headed. Surely he hadn't drank much yet he had and walking home was a struggle. Dragging his feet behind him and slumping as he slowly made his way down the street his blurry vision was but the only thing he had going for him for his sense of travel. His nose was blocked and he really could only smell that he even got the faintest scent off was his clothing that smelt like peanuts and rum. He finally made it home, after a long night and went to sleep however the morning after was not pleasant to him.

[Shula Brighton]

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