~Might Need Another Bottle~

[Jay Furor]

"Nothing really matters~

Anyone can see~

Nothing really matters~

Nothing really matters toooo meeeeeeeeeee~

Any way the wind bloooows~"

Singing softly to herself, Jay finished cleaning the penthouse in its entirety. Heading into her kitchen, she found all the proper ingredients for her breakfast; a turkey, a chicken, a duck, some homemade stuffing, made the night before, and a fine bottle of Amarone Della Valpolicella; a bunch of fancy Cerisian gibberish to the Colonel, but she'd heard it was a good, strong, wine, and therefore went well with her meal. WHAT WAS HER MEAL, YOU ASK!? Quite unhealthy, to put it simply. But it was a special occasion! Janis-Ilona was turning two years old today! She'd been young when Jay adopted her, a year and a month or two, which was when Tiny and Sapphire had decided they didn't have the proper resources to raise another child, in addition to their three. But now she was Jay's little girl, and SO ADORABLE. So Jay was celebrating her birthday, although Janis-Ilona was OBVIOUSLY not supposed to eat the hearty heart attack of a food.

As it wasm this meal was TURDUCKEN. A legitimate word, I assure you, not made up. So let she who has understanding of the meal reckon the name of the meal. For it is a human name... It's name... Is Turkey-Duck-Chicken. With a stuffing composed of all the stuff stuffing is made of, but with double-fried bacun chopped into it. Encasing the high-sodium dressings would be a chicken, in itself, surrounded by a duck's flesh, which was housed in the meat of a turkey. Aaaaaand deep fried, like all of Jay's cooking.

A few hours later, it had finished being cooked, and Jay set a table, complete with turducken, cranberry sauce, mashed sweet potatoes, also called YAMS, and a fine plate of bratwurst. And on this special occasion, she thought of no better person to share it with than the girl from the bar in Kanama; Lili. Setting Janis-Ilona's high-chair witha tiny little pink cupcake, she called Lili up. It'd been a while since they'd met, maybe a month, so she'd become used to dialing that same set of digits. "Hey sexy~ Just calling to say head over to my place in New Optain, ne? Someone you've yet to meet, and a home-cooked breakfast!" Ending the conversation with various little pleasantries and such, as people tend to do, she went to wake Janis-Ilona, and by the time Lili got there, the small child was sitting in the high chair while Jay got tto the door.

[Csilla Angelis]

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