~Sailin', Sailin', JUMPIN' Off The Railin'~

[Wolfgang Murinyo]

Twas a glorious room, made JUST for his beloved soldiers. Why? Because he wanted to show them appreciation is why! Aaaaaand his Saturday night was scheduled to suck, and he DOES own plenty of cash and resources...

So he set up this huge-as-everything party at his palace! Just the front gardens were open to civilians, of course, but militants had extra privelages and could freely roam the palace, doing whatever caught there fancy. And he had a LOT of fancy-catching stuff! But first, everyone was to meet out in the gardens for his speech thingy, before he let them mingle and have fun. And with everything from swimming pools to a skatepark and back? Yeeeeah. Twould be funtastical.

So stepping outside, he stood behind his podium and greeted some guests as they arrived. As his servant-lackeys set up banquet tables and such, he allowed his many guests to arrive, before taking up the mic. With the Gelemortian anthem playing behind him, he spoke in his grinning, cheerful tone. "Heyyo me bredahs and me ladies! Welcome, welcome to me palace, friendses! I just want youse all tah know, while I gots the crown and stuff, you all got the voice, so if'n any'a youse ever needs nuthin, don'tcha be scared tah ask, a'ight? Anyways, I gathered youse all here soes I could hold this party! It's the first annual Gele extravaganzie, an' all youse is gonna be able to cel'brate it right here, at me palace! I got all kinds of stuff set up for youse guys, so takes yah pick. So without further adieu-in', hows about we kick it up a notch?" Snapping his fingers, the DJs around the massive building began to play some good music for the party, and the festivities began! Stepping away from the podium, Wolfy decided he would find something to do...

[Guest]

Party over there in Vaingloria. Yus, if that was not reason enough to make the trip from Fort Rose,thenwhat would be? Naturally, VJ would be there, if there was anything worth doing, that was not of sport-ish nature, it was party. Not even looking at when the whole thing was to go down, she set out to travel over almost immediately, her impulsive nature dictating her to arrive as soon as possible to not miss a thing.

And that she did. Just when the gathering time for Wolfgang's opening speech wasabout to be, citizens could run the danger of being brutally ran over by a zooming-past, almost comically tall woman on skates. As usual, she knew no restraint and just went full power, full speed and full recklessness. Shooting around corners, abusing house walls as steep turns and street lamps as turning points Vijaya madeway trough the city and steered straight for the palace where Wolfy had declared house-party for tonight. Still speeding crazily on them 'blades the Fort Rose Head passed guards and watchmen without stopping, while rollering up the driveway to the palace garden. A decent crowd had already gathered in front of a podium where Wolfy was standing. Slowly braking bit by bit, mostly not to crash into a blob of people head-on, Vijaya shoved and pushed her way towards Wolfy's podium, to stand in front row, where the head of a HQ belonged in her opinion. "Ok, Mister Wolfgang sir. I'm here, we can start." She shouted rather obnociously, as CLEARLY this party was almost exclusively organized, for her, right?

Right or not, Wolfgang did start with a speech, which she only half-heartedly listened to, already wondering what fun things shecould do tonight, if they had stockpiled enough sugary-sweet energy drinks and fastfood to serve her fast metabolism. So many worrying questions, no answers. And then Wolfy finished, giving the signal for everyone to do whatever party meant to them.

[Bronze Degan]

The one time he was back in the city and they where throwing a party!!!! It was like a gift from the heavens.....only with less hermaphroditic angels and more hot women! It's like wolfy is doin this just in time to catch me!. A smile broke out over his face as he hurried towards the palace, not caring what he had to do to get there, He sprinted over the pavement and vaulted over cars,rolling through people, not really caring what came up in front of him.Hmmm i wonder who all's goin to be here.....i mean ive been stuck on a boat for three weeks and then stuck in meetings for another one...He needed a break!

As he walked towards the front door....a blur of motion shot by him, almost knocking the man down and just went straight past the two guards. When the guards dident react...I must be high..... Grinning he reached into his pouch and took out one of a number of pills he had stashed away. I cant let this shit wear off... Popping the pill into his mouth he lets a big sigh as the effects almost knock him off his feet, You'd think id have a tolerance to this stuff by now....Laughing to him self he walks into the party nodding to the guards as he passes by.

It was like walking into a whole new world, in one sudden rush the music washed over him nearly pushing him to the ground...or at least that's what it felt like to him."This is some potent stuff! IF only i could remember where i got it... " He slowly made his way up to wolfy..almost seeming to float through the crowed, leting off a little light show every few second to amuse some pretty girl...but in actuality it was more to amuse his intoxicated self. He reached the platform his king was standing on and he let out a happy sigh"My king its been far to..... He trails off as he sees a giant of a woman, his eyes rove up and down her body then he suddenly turns his attention back to the king finishing in a rush"Long, its been nearly a year sense i was back in my home town!!....so little has changed!" He lets out another laugh as his eyes once again flickered back to the giant of a woman. Well...well....well....looks like im geting my wish!

[Csilla Angelis]

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[Wolfgang Murinyo]

Stepping down from the stage, Wolfy decided he was going to do eh... Something. Well, he could try out roller skating again, though last time he did that, he nearly busted his hip. He could go jump in the pool, but with hair like his, it took him hours to dry off, even with a hair dryer in the hottest of rooms with AC off... So what COULD he do? Well, he had his pipe... But he felt that it would be rude, considering some people didn't have pipes, or at least, their pipes had tobacco in them instead of the happy sunshiney powder in his, and besides, a few people didn't quite appreciate that gesture... Eh, whatever. But that's when he noticed a telephone pole on wheels. Well, that's lovely, but who would bring a telephone pole to his party, especially on wheels? Then it hit him like a falling lightbulb; THAT WAS VJ!!~ And beside her, talking to him was... BRONZE!!~ Moving over, he did his best to give VJ one of his less crushing hugs, while trying to avoid placing his face in a certain place, which ended in him basically hugging her legs, and then moving over to wrap Bronze in a manly embrace. "Good tah see youse guys! Soes, how yah likin' da parteh? Gots plenty'o stuffs you guys to do, y'know! Got me skating rink over there, an' o'er next'a it's me disco floor!~" Indeed, something for everyone. For what was VJ without her roller skates, or Bronze without flashy lights and colors?

[Guest]

Surprisingly, there he was. Mister Wolfgang himself, clearly steeing over to her and some other guy who happened to apper in her vincinity a little while ago. At least he remembered her, that had to count for something. "We will totally get entertained in a little while, sir. As in i will. Not sure who this clown is really." Pointing down at the "clown" who happened to be Mr. Degan - of which VJ knew nothing. Can't really expect for someone important as her to know every single henchman that ran around under gelemortian army's covers. "But before anything, we, as in I, will raid the food-laden tables. It's a par-tay after all! Sure hope there's some lovely sugarwater." Sugarwater wasn't actual wate rwith sugar though, it was just a term that happened to form itself, standing for all of them funky mixed energydrinks that the tall woman was practically addicted to.

Making an effort to hit the road already -goal being the foods-, she completely skipped over whatever clowny might have wanted to say and was trying to convince Wolfgang to get entertained as well. Stuff with food, par-tay around, be awesome, do crazy stuff - all that jazz. "Come on wolfy. Get that olde stick out of your butt and go funky!" She would totally drag him off, if he didn't try to resist - actually she would propably do it even when he DID resist. He better had a good reason or fled the scene unless he wanted to get dragged around by the collar, force-fed lots of food and then being pushed into some rail, or into a pool or whatever VJ would find first to get active with.

[Guest]

Celesto didn't even know what he was doing. No, at this point in the night, he was as lost as he would ever be. It was March. Ah, early summer, nearing the anniversary of human transmutation--not like anyone knew! Hell, he hadn't heard from Karis either! AHAHAHA it was hilarious. He was so angry, hurt--whatever, that he didn't even know what he was doing anymore. The alcohol in his hand he didn't even know what it was, but it was alcohol. He never drank it hardly, even when he was with the pirates, but... Now--right now, he needed it. And he was at a partyyy!!! Trying to be happy--trying to be himself, he disguised what would be his obvious display of discomfort, depression, and otherwise un-Celes-like behavior with booze! However, the side effect were uncanny, making him stumble about uselessly and somehow get locked in a utilities closet for an hour and a half only to find out when he sobered up slightly that the door wasn't even locked! Then, he proceeded to drink more and find the area where more alcohol was and people! AH, WOLFY<3333333333333 Celes splayed himself across a table with a sloppy grin on his face and finished off the bottle of whatever it was he was drinking. "Thusissofun'msogladicamehere4twis.!!!!"

Standing up, the blond stared out the window blankly at first, BUT THE LIGHTS WERE SO PRETTY. He got lost a moment, staring...staring...staring~~ AND AHHHHHHHH. He turned away, too extravagantly and stumbled over himself, taking the table cloth with him and BANG! He hit the floor, laughing hysterically and very lavishly passed out. Good riddance.

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[Csilla Angelis]

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[Bronze Degan]

Hmm what to do? What to do? It was obvious that wolfy would be rather indisposed for the next little while.....and it looked like Celesto....was yet again drunk and sleeping on the floor. So.....his eyes looked for the stage..and found far to many of them! There where girls dancing on one, a band playing on another and......Clowns? Ok that's a little weird....but hey whats a party with out clowns? He laughed a little at that remembering his days at clown collage fondly. "Has it really been 9 years?....i need to hit Bombo next time im in Creta!" He started off through the crowed heading to the clowns stage of all places, swaying back and forth to the music and dancers all at once.

But what would he do when he got there? Make ballon animals for the party goers? Start a classic gag for everyone entertainment? He honestly had no idea and he liked it that way, it was never good to think to much on the future....It ruined the surprises and he just couldn't have that! Maybe i could do the dragon dance routine....

[Wolfgang Murinyo]

Smiling up at his GIANT Head of the Fort Rose, he noted that she had noted that Bronze was to be noted as someone whom she'd noted not to have previously been noted as somebody she could be noted as to have noted prior to this point in time. Notably, he noted this with a notable expression, notably noting what she had noted for him to note. "Oh, him? That'd be ol' Bronzy outta Gele's Intel division'n stuff. Speakin'a youse, Bronzy, I hadn't seened youse since I was General de Gele! Man, how you been, me bred- Oiaaaa?" Haha... Funny noise was funny. And was due to VJ dragging him away, while saying something about a stick in his butt. Oh dear... he didn't like the sound of that. Though, he trusted VJ and assumed she hadn't said shoving a stick up his butt would be fun or a similar line. Ah well... TIME TO PAR-TAY!~

So he was dragged to the food first, in the very heart of the party; there was everything. I mean, as a KING, he had a rather unlimited budget, so he had of course decked out the party with huge amounts of food, from traditional ritzy stuff for those high class citizens and militants, like lobster and jaguar (yes, Gelemortians that can AFFORD it eat Esparian wildcats. Why?... Well, don't ask ME!), and the junky AWESOME stuff like energy drinks, pizza, candy bars, chips and jaguar. Yes, everyone eats jaguar, when they feel like eating jaguar. Actually, perhaps WOLFY should eat some jaguar. or not. Actually, if he were to eat anything Esparian, besides their delicious bananas or coconuts, it would of course be HUMAN. FLESH. And Wolfy was generally not very cannibalistic, so he had no idea how that would work out. So he grabbed up a few dozen slices of pizza, a small cake and a bottle of whiskey before VJ dragged him off again, and with AMAZING eating skills, he cleaned up everything in his hands as he was dragged along, even managing to place his dishes on a table without dropping them, and then glancing back to VJ. "So, whatcha gon' wanna be doin' now, eh?" Taking a swill of whiskey, the one thing he hadn't finished off, he grinned a devlish grin and stared around his palace, scouting for fun things to do. Of course... He DID live here. But then again, he was always so busy being AWAY from here, doing fun stuff ELSEWHERE, that he barely had time to have fun HERE.

[Csilla Angelis]

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