Egil, Einherjar

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CASE FILE: Amestrian Militant

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FULL NAME:
→ Einherjar Fenrir Egil Thorson (Goes by Einherjar Egil)

AGE:
→ 67

SEX:
→ Male

BIRTH PLACE:
→ Le Glace, Gelemorté

RACE:
→ Lokhyn (Gelemortian Viking)

Department:
→ Military Teacher; Fort Briggs

DATE OF BIRTH:
→ 13/2/1945

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HEIGHT:
→ 221 cm

WEIGHT:
→ 157 kg

PICTURE:
→

Spoiler:

DESCRIPTION:
→ What would you do if you saw a man walking towards you, twice your height and ten times the muscles? What would you do if that man was old enough to be your grandfather? Einherjar Egil is a man that inspires old people everywhere; at sixty-three, an age of settling down with your walker, he makes it a hobby to walk, swim, climb, and hike across vast landscapes, his record being a swim from Aerugo to Kamahen, a rather impressive feat. As such, from years of physical training and natural Viking power, Einherjar boasts large muscles and significant strength, as well as the capacity to easily whoop some younguns if need be. And to state, he does NOT look like a youngun, unlike many old awesomenesses out thar. In fact, he makes it clear that he is a grizzled old warrior with a heart of gold and a brain of ripe cheese. Yes, ripe cheese. My analogy works. Anyways, he has haggard, gray hair, often styled short and coupled with both sideburns and his mustache and goatee. Above his ‘stache, he bears a wrinkled and heavily scarred face, which is often accented by a friendly glow in his bright blue eyes, and a warm grin on his raggedy teeth. Einy tends to wear comfortable clothes, commonly just baggy pants and occasionally a robe or cloak. On occasion, he has been known to don Lokhyn traditional armor, which consists of steel-alloyed bronze plate-mail, a brass helm, and an iron gauntlet on his right hand, in which he bears the Fist of Thor, his war-hammer.

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PERSONALITY:
→ Well, to start, Einherjar, who likes to be called Einy, is a MUCH friendlier guy than he appears to be at first glance. Actually, while he looks rather gruff and scary, he’s gentle, cheerful, and loving, like a BIG GIANT SQUISHY TEDDY BEAR. If teddy bears could swing war hammers at people who make them mad, that is. But he does have a soft spot for, well… Everyone, really. With the exception of the Gelemortian and Esparian militaries, Einy loves EVERYONE. From Aurel to that Zaska chap from a while back. But of course, his love isn’t as casually friendly as a Mr. Murinyo’s, nor as energetically cheerful as a Mr. Vraczun’s, but instead, that sort of lovable love that one finds only in a giant muscle-bound man, probably part of an adventuring party of sorts. In other words, he will bear-hug, he will shout names, and he will share unto thee his mead until all are happy and pleasantly intoxicated.

As well as being quite friendly, Einy is well known as a great teacher, having taught several rather well-doing people, including the king of Creta. Thus, he has a great respect for the powers of knowledge, and is a highly learned man, who is willing to learn more and more. He is ALSO rather fond of sharing his knowledge, be it in the form of organized teaching in a classroom setting, or just by randomly throwing facts at people, occasionally to be taken LITERALLY, because he may sometimes hurl books at people, if he wants them to learn something and doesn’t feel like, or have time to, teach them.

And of course, being Lokhyn, he is VERY MUCH SO a believer in Lokhyn myth, and is ALWAYS seen to be praising Thor, who he views as the most powerful, BEST god, and blames everything on Loki, that accursed trickster rascal, he. He is rather passionate about his beliefs, as well, and will bring punishment to all who directly oppose him. Also, as part of his Lokhyn heritage, he sports a beard, and a glorious beard at that, as he’s never shaved a day in his life. Not quite the longest beard, but it is STRONG, and he occasionally braids it, just for awesomeness. To be noted, one does not mock his beard, for he will pimpslap you with his warhammer. YOU DON’T WANT THAT. Hammerslapping is actually considerably bad…

LOVE:
→ PANGEA!!
→ Geology in general
→ Teaching
→ His students
→ His war hammer
→ His beard
→ Compliments about his beard
→ Marynia’s house
→ Studying Marynia’s house
→ Cake
→ The color gray
→ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. He’s Lokhyn, obviously.
→ Children, dem adorable things
→ Learnin’ dem knowledges. :3

HATE:
→ Naysayers of the Biggun
→ Failure
→ People who MOCK his beard of manly
→ Vasco Allende, for wanting to destroy Gelemort. Not that he likes Gelemort either.
→ Milk
→ The color blue
→ He has a dislike of Gelemortian politics and government
→ The taste of medicine
→ Heat
→ Has a bit of a rivalry with Wolfgang Murinyo, and constantly beats him in boxing matches.
→ Running out of beard shampoo(!?)
→ Cyclists
→ Ignorance

DEEPEST SECRET:
→ He fears that some day one of his former students will do something stupid and DOOM THE WORLD. This student is probably not Dietrich.

IDOL:
→ Alfred Wegner (Founded the Pangaea Theory)

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HISTORY:
→ Born in a nobler time, in a land of noble origins, was a little boy. Well, we can't call him little. At birth, he came out BIIIIG. In the lands of Le Glace, where the Lokhyn thrive, a baby boy was born and was called Einherjar Fenrir Egil. The Einherjar the frost giants of Lokhyn legends, and Fenrir, the great wolf… Both were two symbols of power and magnitude that would later represent this mastadonic beast of a man.

This boy quickly grew to rather large proportions, even for the Lokhyn, who normally grew to rather large sizes anyways. From a young age, he was interested in everything. A curious boy, he was, and he was often found at his village’s book-house, where he studied relentless, learning everything written in the place. Soon he was a teenager, and his drive for knowledge had led him out of Le Glace, to Mt. Jilliane University, where he majored in Geology, with minors in Gelemortian Politics, Advanced Level Calculus, and Quantum Physics. While attending college, he began to box and play hockey for the school, eventually DOMINATING the sports for his school. During these years, he met a man called Hideto, and the two engaged in a few spars, boxing champion against judo master.

Shortly after graduation, he returned to the school, intent on teaching. He taught a morning and afternoon class of Geology and a nighttime Gelemortian Political Studies class, in his first year, and coached the Gelemortian Camelbacks basketball team for a little while, before leaving to travel. As he travelled, he taught at colleges along the way, staying perhaps for a semester or two, before leaving again. In this way, he taught a number of students, over the course of his life, up until now even. But we’ll get to that point soon enough~

While traveling, Einy stumbled upon another person of Lokhyn descent. Her name was Zelda, and they were madly, MADLY in love. At the age of twenty-four, he married that girl, Zelda. They had a son together, that same year. They were a happy and loving family for a good long while, and the trio still travelled, nation to nation, spreading their happiness and their knowledge at various schools everywhere. But when he was forty-one, but seventeen years into their seemingly endless marriage, cancer took his wife away from him, and he never saw Zelda again. It was rather heartbreaking, but he had his son, so the two pulled through together. Seven years later, after his son had found love with a Drachman woman, Einy’s granddaughter, Sablya Lezve (Zelda had given birth to her son before marriage, so his surname was her maiden name) was born.

Over the next portion of his life, now forty-eight, he carried on teaching and roaming, a wanderer by nature. At this point, he began to study alchemy, a process that took him about twelve years to learn. Alongside this, he also had experiences with Wolfgang Murinyo, who had recently become the General de Gelemort, wherein the two sparred at boxing on occasion, with Einherjar normally winning. Quite recently, Einy has joined up with Fort Briggs of Amestris, as a military teacher, to pass on his skills to the recruited soldiers at Briggs. Over that short span since he joined, he has befriended Reila and a man called Mr. Peach.

So there you have it. Up until this point, Einherjar has been a traveling teacher-Lokhyn-boxer-hockey-playing-basketball-coach. And now, only the winds of fate can tell what his future may hold…

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TRIVIA:
→ Einherjar has taught several subjects, although his main subject is Geology. Among these are many complicated topics such as Quantum Physics, Gelemortian Politics (considered the hardest degree to obtain at every college EVER, due to the confusion it produces), Geography, Calculus, and was once the head coach of the Gelemortian Camelback basketball team
→ He is renowned for his boxing abilities, and is the only man to ever defeat Wolfy in a boxing match. Boxing has taken two of his teeth
→ His other missing teeth are a result of former glory in the Gelemortian Lokhyns hockey team.
→ He has taught many students, among them, Lord Dietrich, the Rosario twins, Dunstan, Rebecca and others.
→ He often uses his hammer for menial labor, such as putting nails through walls. Erm… INTO walls.
→ If you mock Pangaea in his presence, he will punch you in the throat
→ If you mock Thor in his presence, he will pimpslap you. With his seventy pound war hammer.
→ If you mock his beard in his presence, you shall receive a free right jab to the brain.
→ DO NOT MOCK ANYTHING IN HIS PRESENCE!!
→ If you mock Gelemortians or Esparians in his presence, he will give a hearty laugh and agree
→ Do not state that the above two trivia are contradictory in his presence.
→ He is rather easily drunk most of the time, though in the instance of mead and ale, he can drink for hours. Anything else, and he’s drunk in no time flat.

→ Rouenian(Gelemortian), Drachman, Aerugese, Crieg, Esparian, Amestrian, Lokhyn and Cretan

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ALIAS:
→ Jay

OTHER CHARACTERS:
→ Jay, Kean, Ini, Sec, Nyx, Anim, Lily, Wolfy *pantpant*… *takes a water break* Molly, Tas, and Red. @.@

CREATOR'S COMMENTS:
→ BOOM SHAKALAKA LAKALAKA BOOMSHA!!

FACE CLAIM:

Code:

[b]VINLAND SAGA/MAKOTO YUKIMURA[/b]/[i]Thorkell[/i]

CUSTOM RANK:
→ Manly Teach

OFFICIAL TITLE:
→ Horizonwalker

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[Reila Tsukino]

REVISE

1. Alchemic Ability: Ice is banned. ^_^
2. Trivia: Rouenian** Fix it in your sig too.
3. This is your last character. Impress me.

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Fixededated~

[Reila Tsukino]

APPROVED

Go post in Briggs. Also, the water has to freeze all the way to the bottom in a straight line of ice or else he's have major issues balancing on a floating ice cube.

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