Murinyo, Wolfgang

[Wolfgang Murinyo]

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CASE FILE: Ciel Militant

IN A FROG ON A LOG IN A BOG BY A POG IN A SOGGY EGG NOG HOG NAMED YOG.
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       FULL NAME:
       → King Wolfgang Morpheus Murinyo II

       AGE:
       → 37 38 39


      SEX:
       → Male

       BIRTH PLACE:
       → Kanama, Amestris

       RACE:
       → Amestrian/Cerisian

      DEPARTMENT:
       → King of the Ciel Dominion of Gelemorté, La Cilligia, Aevaduour, and Maginea!
       → Madder Than Your A-ver-age Hatter! Yes, this is his official job title. Yes, he chose it.

       DATE OF BIRTH:
       → November 13th, 1973

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       HEIGHT:
       → 6'2"

       WEIGHT:
       → 246

       PICTURE:
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Spoiler:

      DESCRIPTION:
       → Wolfgang has the typical appearance of the street life of Kanama; Long, dull black hair, overslicked with oil, brown eyes highlighted by dark rings, sharpened facial features, and a general air of survivalism about him. The difference is that he prefers his lovely new clothing over his old torn up dumpster-suits. Normally he will be seen sporting a suit of some type wearing the Woolly Camel of Gelemort, the famous crest of the nation. When on business, at war, or attending high-level meetings, however, he wears a burgundy uniform bearing the seal of arms of Gelemort, and a gold cape, with the name Murinyo and an olive vine in the left shoulder of the uniform (It is Gelemortian tradition for a soldier to wear his family crest with his uniform).In addition to appearance, he has a peculiar gait to his walk, with almost creeping steps, crossed with a flair of flamboyant arrogance. He also walks with his head raised high, and his chin juts out just a touch as he strides, as his way of showing his power. Wolfgang also has a quiet voice, that when you hear it, you instantly think of scraping rusted metal together. His voice is very coarse, and sounds scratchy most of the time. When he is angry and yells, this quiet voice can take on a much harsher, louder tone, more reminiscent of a coyote barking into the eyes of a prize chicken in an abandoned henhouse.

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       PERSONALITY:
       → Wolfy is, at best, summarized as a strange individual. He's like an onion, you see; layers of him, just like an ogre! On the surface, he is an incredibly eccentric weirdo who does things for seemingly no purpose other than because he can, or sometimes because he can't. Physically, sometimes, such as standing on the ceiling, or sitting inside flowerpots.But under that layer, he... well, he's essentially the same, but EVEN MORE RANDOM. Like somebody took logic and ran it through some weird inverting thing that makes logic illogical. Hence why half the time, even HE doesn't know why he does what he does when he does how he does. But he really does! For under THAT layer is a third layer, and possibly the only layer that makes any sense at all, but also the least revealed layer.

At his basest of bases, he is a master tactician. You wouldn't expect it from him, but he is a genius; a mad genius, albeit, but a genius nonetheless. He just happens to successfully pull off three grand schemes, three timeless gambits, into a perfect combination; the Indy Ploy and Xanatos Speedchess allow him the greatest versatility, such that no matter what he attempts to do, it will almost always work in his favor, quickly and unpredictably changing his plans as he goes through with them, on a level unparalleled. Usually. If he doesn't get bored/distracted/anything at a critical point in the plan...

Mind you, he's also a crouching moron, hidden badass, if not the very definer of such a thing. At a glance, he seems too stupid and incompetent as a leader to do anything properly, while in reality, you're probably just too stupid to understand how his complex thought processes work. In fact, he can't tell himself whether he is genuinely an idiot who just happens to bullcrap his way through everything, or whether he knows exactly what he's doing, but puts on a veil of stupidity like an overcoat. Either way, he's a loveable bunny-eared lawyer on the outside, where it matters most. Oh, and his fourth layer tastes like chicken, and is the number 42, 'cus ice cream has no bones. Yep.

       LOVE:
       → GUNS, KNIVES, CHAINSAWS?, Classical Music, Snow, Esparian cigars, Vodka, His crack pipe, Happy Cretan Sunshine, Carraig! :D, His new friends, Celes and Shoko!, HISLITTLEBROTHERHAGENOFCOURSE! *_*, Cowbell, his soldiers, his golf course, silly antics, 52 pick-up, peace and love, putting salt on his food, the number two, chickens, evening brunch.


       HATE:
       → Enemies of his friends!, Haters that hate on him and make negative comments... That hurt. A lot, Fish, Creepy puppets, Snakes, Papercuts, Explosions, Pain, Waterlogging his Babies, pointless aggression, Deadlight, having to shut down Venice, clocks.

       DEEPEST SECRET:
       → He has an irrational phobia of papercuts, and will go to FAR lengths to avoid them, such as wearing thick gloves to sign a contract or wipe his face with round-cornered cloth napkins. He also uses his Kindle even more than most, and never reads anything on paper that can be read as an eBook.

      IDOL:
       → Mr. Winchestor, who else? Inventor of the famous Winchestor Rifle!

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       HISTORY:
       → So where would a gentleman by the name of Wolfgang Murinyo II be spawned from, you ask? Born to Wolfgang Murinyo I and his lovely wife Linda Murinyo in the age of disco, he was raised in poverty, a child of Kanama. From the time he was delivered from his mother, it was destined that this kid would be some kind of bad. Even as a baby he played rough, and enjoyed biting people. As he grew and his parents, fortunately in the upper bottom class, entered him in school, he was a bully from the beginning. He was suspended many a time in Kindergarten for mugging kids for their lunch money, which in Kanama was enough to buy anything at any store, figuratively. By the 5th grade he was smoking pot, already past cigerettes, and he drank on a regular basis. He was kicked out of school in the 6th grade when he stabbed a kid in the stomach with a pencil, and the poor child was made parapalegic from spinal damage. He was also put on house arrest then, and was kept at home for a year. But at home, all he did was study up on weapons. It was easy to get ahold of books about firearms, due to his various connections that came over to visit every once in a while. As soon as he got out of house arrest, he roamed the streets as a thug, sticking people up in the many alleyways of Kanama. By the age of 16, he was more than capable of this, on higher levels. He was also beginning to rob businesses, stores, and even stealing cars to sell. But it was at 18 that he truly began his criminal career...

At the age of 19, Wolfgang had made his way onto the streets of Kanama, having officially entered the Underworld and the Black Market. He first chose an easy dealing- He was a provider of cigerettes and cigars to underage smokers for pretty weak prices. Then he grew. Soon, it was marijuana. Then Coke. Then he was dealing in meth, heroin, acid, and in the end if you had an addiction or a need for one, he was the guy to go to. But it wasn't enough. He soon started making trips to gun shops, back room arms dealers, and even pulling off small heists against local law enforcement, and even got an M4 out of Central, with a great deal of effort. And thus he began a career as an arms dealer for the Black Market. By the age of 24, he could get a hold of nearly anything in Amestris, through some means or another. But this was also when his career as a weapon salesman came to a close. One night, a band of law enforcement officers came to his house while he slept. They had gotten an agent inside his clientelle, and had found him after a few months of investigation. They kicked in his door, and raided his home, putting him under arrest for Possesion of Illegal Arms, Unliscenced Weapon Sales, and accounts of Weapon Smuggling. He was sentenced with 8 years in prison. He served those gruesome days to the best of his ability. He got out after 7 years, because they saw that he had behaved well after his time. But his time in jail definitely changed him. He knew that Amestris held nothing for him anymore. So he fled, in desperation to the farthest place a passport could take him- Gelemort.

At first, when he arrived to Gelemort, he was hopelessly lost. He didn't speak the language, and at that time in history, few people had been introduced to Amestrian culture. One man, however did speak Amestrian quite well. That, friends, was Roi` de Royaume Darkamaru Invidia III, grandfather of Secundinasci Invidia and Darkamaru V, and founder of Gelemort's government and structure. He met Wolfgang and decided after a short period that he would make a fine member of the Gelemortian military with his advanced knowledge of weapons. He was given plenty of free time to study firearms, blades, and he even took private archery lessons with the notorious Gelemortian Camelback Mounties, Gelemort's most elite unit of special forces. Soon, he had been promoted from Private to Sergeant, then on up the ranks until he was a Colonel at the age of 35. This was a time when Darkamaru III was on his deathbed, an aged man. He had heard talk of his son's death before, and had changed his will. But then he discovered that he had three grandchildren by Darkamaru IV and his deceased wife Jillian. Wolfgang was given the orders to deliver unto them Repaer, Darkamaru III's famous rapier, and his uniform. This was to go to Secundinasci, his eldest grandson. The nation of Gelemort itself was to go to his namesake, Darkamaru V, and to his twin, Darkii, she was given the rest of his worldly possessions. Wolfgang completed this task and following the old ruler's funeral, was promoted by the new ruler to Lieutenant General of Gelemort. Soon after, he was granted the official title of General de Gelemort. He served under Darkamaru V for about a year and a half, until war broke out, and Gelemort was ravaged with destruction. The new ruler, Darkamaru V was forced to leave Gelemort to prevent further attacks, and Wolfgang, next in line for the throne, took his place on top.

Having taken rule, the people were still in chaos from the recent devastation of the nation. Not for long, however, as Wolfgang soon began writing laws, making repairs, giving orders, and setting diplomacies. Within a year, life was better, renewed. The Gelemortian railroads were functioning again, cities were repaired, and paranoia had died down. Peace had returned at long last to the Land of Icy Death. And in addition, Wolfgang proved more competent than his predecessors, who while doing well, never did quite as much as he. Universities were built, radio stations, TV stations, sporting events, stores, and much more was developed. Not only that, but Gelemorte` became a tourist nation, particularly the Montagne city-state, famous for its large mountains. Soon ski resorts were set up, tours of the La Glace glaciers, safaris through the Woolly Camel Reservation Grounds, and La Cerisian beach parties. This gave the nation a better profit and such, and a better reputation in the world. Wolfgang had gone from being a no one street rat, to ruling a nation. Quite the life, ne? And the storybook hasn't closed yet...

And the storybook opens once more! Last time we heard of Wolfy, he was seen to be wandering around in North City, minding his own business, when a random guy JUMPED HIM. Actually, the guy was curious, and was just STALKING him, but that's fine and dandy. Turned out the guy was called Celesto, pronounced CELES, not LESTO, as he does not appreciate the similarities with the word MOLESTO. After this, the pair headed to an old rinky-dink pirate ship, frozen in the snow, where Wolfy met several pirates, and befriended the wild Celesto, as all good Pokemon Rangers should attempt to do. Next on his agenda, he attended a meeting of world leaders, where he represented Gelemort rather well. Made wonderful suggestions, and of course, the only reason nobody agreed was because of the sniveling pig-head, ALLENDY, who ruins EVERYTHING. Anyways, sometime after this fiasco of a meeting, he was travelling the wilderness and ran into some friendly strangers, by the names of Spotlight and Arthas. Lovely creatures they were, quite cheerful, not at all CONFUSED, or TAKEN ABACK at his lovely dialect. Later on, after these events, he had a lovely chat with his good friend Lord Dietrich of Creta, cus they're just THAT tight, like Scooby and Shaggy or chocolate and peanut butter. Yeah. Anyways, friendly chat, and after that, he went to Drachma to meet with a miss Shostakavitch of Drachma, to carry out his rejected plans at the meeting. That'll stick it to Allendy...

Well, no more than sticking it to Allendy usually went, that is. By which I mean, Wolfy at some point in the past, but after the events listed above, engaged Vasco in MORTAL KOMBAT. No, not the video game, nor a duel, but rather,a  rather surprise-based attack, which he really only declared via phone call. And as with all wars engaged by phone call, he lost in a crushing defeat and a surrender, though Vasco so kindly let him go. They then signed a treaty, stating that the Ciel Dominion and Esparia were on toats good terms and shizz, and nobody was madder than a hatter except Wolfy. Yep, that was in the treaty. Don't question it. But, alas, Esparia kinda disappeared at that point, and nobody knows what happened to it, or Allende, or the national soccer team. Eh, that's just how the cake is iced or something. So, having little better to do, he attended the coronation of Queen Rachel. Probably did some stuff between these two events, but nobody cares about all that. At said coronation, he told Rachel he would come to Creta for coffee some time, and invited Aurel out for a game of golf. With such events completed, accomplished and such, that brings us to the most recent state of affairs; the introduction of the Deadlight virus."

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     TRIVIA:
     → Wolfy is MAJORED in weapons. He can identify nearly any known, non-unique weapon from a distance up to 50 feet, and can identify the user's competency from 20. He can also do wicked cool crap like Hollywood Gun-Fu and shooting guns apart at weak spots. He is also a master of Taijitsu, Judo, and Street Boxing.
     → Wolfy has a rather unusual nationality, in that he is technically Cerisian by his mother, but his father took his mother to Kanama, where he lived.
     → Gelemortian, Cerisian, Amestrian, Esparian, and Cretan

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       ALIAS:
       → Jay

       OTHER CHARACTERS:
       → Darky, Jay, Kean, Jason, Inimeg, Secsythang, Nyxie, Anim, and Lily. *pants* Iz a LOT. o.o And now I added Molly, Tas and Red. xD I'm masochistic with apps...

      CREATOR'S COMMENTS:
       → >xD Frostdeath is FINALLY getting a V2 Revamp~ W00t!

       FACE CLAIM:

Code:

[b]Naruto/Kishimoto[/b]/[i]Itachi Uchiha[/i]

     CUSTOM RANK:
       → Bacunologist
       → BA in Bacun
       → Professor Bacun

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[Wolfgang Murinyo]

Ringalingaling~ ^^

[Reila Tsukino]

REVISE

1. Department: Leader isn't good enough! NO QUESTION MARKS! D< BE FIRM.
2. Race: Why...is an Amestrian leading a different country...?
3. Picture: Why do you have a picture of Gojyo there if your FC is Itachi!? AHHH
4. Deepest Secret: ...omg I love him. <3 omg. XD love. (that WAS a fangirl moment).
5. Is the line after the e in Gelemorte` supposed to be é?
6. Trivia: So I have to add two languages to the list? In your app don't ever describe what the languages are. I want to beat people over the head who do this: Amestrian (German). ...It's in the information already! Anyone who doesn't know that should be shot. So...yeah take the parenthesis out and PM me the details on both languages so I can add them if you haven't already. I'll do that wednesday if I have time. If not, by this weekend for sure.
7. Under custom rank: it's all pretty and all, but take it out. ^_^ It doesn't belong on a CHARACTER app <3 You PMed that to me right?

[Guest]

2. xD In the history, he left Amestris, went to a developing Gelemorté (Yeah. xD It was that é... My keyboard doesn't have it. >.< Had to copy-paste from your post. o.o) and when he went there, he joined the military and eventually went up in rank to the point he was in position to become leader. ^^ Though this did that a good while.
3.Apparently that pic was labelled as "SexyItachi" on photobucket. xD I will dropp it, though. <3
6 Do you mean just put the languages it is supposed to be, or just the names, or... *flails arms* I don't get it...*
7. xD I sent all but the last bit. So I'll send that bit, and delete it~

[Reila Tsukino]

2. Yeah, I read that... >.>

3. No I don't care about the picture I'm just being obnoxious~ <3
ALT 130 go! (make sure you hold it down) é! I hate to ask, but can you add it in...wherever there is `s? >.< Use control find and search ` if need be. XD

6. JUST THE NAMES OF THE LANGUAGES GAWD! Like: Amestrian. NOTHING ELSE.

7. K yeah send it... I'll throw it together into awesomeness.

Oh, and make up an Canon's list thing...like do you want canons for the country??

[Wolfgang Murinyo]

3. ^^;;; Too late? lol
And i hath decided SCREW IT. o.o My keyboard hates me, and the hortcut fails. x.x Therefore, I shall just drop the e` altogether. >.<

6. xD Fixed~ I figured it out, but forgot to tell you. xD

7. Sent~ ^^

And the Classifieds page shall be made as soon as he is approvalized. xD Or, if not tonight, then I shall do so tonight. xD

Aaaand, I can tell yoiuyou still have problems with the whole Race dealio. xD How's this; I change Race top Gelemortian, and have his mother be from gelemort, and his Father from kanama? So I change less, and it make somewhat better sense?

[Guest]

{ACCEPTED}

I'm.... just gonna accept this since i don't see anything wrong and all corrections were made. >.>

[Sec Invidia]

Ready for level 2 approvalationness~ <3

[Guest]

REVISE

1) Your, uh, DOB doesn't add up. Technically he'd be 38 NOW, considering that 39 + 1973 = 2012, and we're still in 2012.

2) Your trivia's really otherwise the only thing that irks me a little... and even then, it's the whole 'curving bullets' thing. Unless your barrel's curved at such an angle that the bullet can still travel down it, is specially designed, etc etc... your round will generally fire in a straight line.

Just fix those up, and you're good ^_^

[Guest]

APPROVED

Welcome to level 2.

[Jay Furor]

Revamped personality. o3o

[Iris]

APPROVED

[Iris]

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